Whilst we struggled to connect banjos with cows' rear ends and Chris Tardif demonstrated why it's way too early to hang up his gloves, elsewhere in the Isthmian South this weekend things being a little clearer.

At the top end of the table Whyteleafe secured the final play-off spot and will join Merstham in journeying from Surrey to Kent to face either Faversham or Folkestone in the semi-finals at the end of the month.

Down at the other end Horsham were confirmed as relegated, Redhill need divine intervention and buttocks are firmly clenched in Ramsgate, Hastings and, to a slightly lesser extent, East Grinstead.

Tuesday's match at Ramsgate might mean not a lot to us but it's crucial for the fortunes the three clubs seemingly vying for the final 'relegation' spot. So hopefully we can travel with a strong 'Saturday' squad, we could do with ending the season a high with the Muratti coming up against Jack and his mates.

If you're to Ramsgate see the Away Days page for essential info, Reasonable choice of fast trains back to St Pancras after the final whistle to make connections elsewhere as well.

Keep it Green

Allez les Verts!!